Make Tims Great Again Tote Bag
$31.99 CAD
For grocery runs, coffee runs, cottage weekends, library hauls, and carrying the emotional weight of missing old Tims.
This tote is for anyone who remembers when walking into Tims felt like entering a sacred Canadian institution — the coffee was simple, the donuts had purpose, Roll Up the Rim actually rolled, and a double-double could briefly make the world feel normal again.
Carry it to the market, the rink, class, work, or the drive-thru you still visit even though you keep saying “it’s not the same anymore.” Spacious enough for snacks, books, errands, and several unresolved opinions about the old donut case.
Features:
- Perfect for groceries, coffee runs, and passive-aggressive nostalgia
- Holds daily essentials and national disappointment
- Pairs well with a large double-double and a strong opinion
- Great for former Roll Up the Rim warriors
- May cause strangers to say, “Wait, where did you get that?”
- Ideal for anyone still emotionally attached to the walnut crunch
Disclaimer: This is a parody/fan-inspired design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Tim Hortons.
Make Tims Great Again, because the movement needed a bag.
This tote is for anyone who remembers when walking into Tims felt like entering a sacred Canadian institution — the coffee was simple, the donuts had purpose, Roll Up the Rim actually rolled, and a double-double could briefly make the world feel normal again.
Carry it to the market, the rink, class, work, or the drive-thru you still visit even though you keep saying “it’s not the same anymore.” Spacious enough for snacks, books, errands, and several unresolved opinions about the old donut case.
Features:
- Perfect for groceries, coffee runs, and passive-aggressive nostalgia
- Holds daily essentials and national disappointment
- Pairs well with a large double-double and a strong opinion
- Great for former Roll Up the Rim warriors
- May cause strangers to say, “Wait, where did you get that?”
- Ideal for anyone still emotionally attached to the walnut crunch
Disclaimer: This is a parody/fan-inspired design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Tim Hortons.
Make Tims Great Again, because the movement needed a bag.
Ships from Canada via Printful fulfillment. Standard shipping 5–10 business days. Free returns within 30 days on unworn/unwashed items. Made to order — please allow 3–5 days for production.
Our tees run true to size. Hats are adjustable one-size. Mugs are standard 11oz. When in doubt, size up for a relaxed rink-parent vibe.
This is a parody/fan-inspired product and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Tim Hortons. All designs are original creative works.