Make Tims Great Again Hat - Dark
$39.99 CAD
For the person who remembers when Tims was more than a coffee stop.
It was a lifestyle. A meeting place. A pre-hockey ritual. A national institution with slightly sticky tables and elite donuts.
This hat is for anyone still emotionally attached to the old Tims era, back when the coffee tasted stronger, the donuts felt fresher, the Roll Up cups had dignity, and “large double-double” was basically a personality trait.
Wear it to the rink, the cottage, the drive-thru, the office, or anywhere you need to quietly announce that Canada peaked somewhere between the walnut crunch and the old-school paper cups.
Features:
Embroidered for maximum nostalgia and minimum subtlety
- Pairs well with coffee, hockey, and complaining about “how it used to be”
- Great for former Roll Up the Rim loyalists
- Ideal for anyone who misses old donuts with suspicious emotional intensity
- May cause strangers to say, “Honestly, though, Tims used to be better”
- One size fits most disappointed Canadians
Disclaimer: This is a parody/fan-inspired design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Tim Hortons.
Make Tims Great Again, because someone has to stand up for the old crullers.
It was a lifestyle. A meeting place. A pre-hockey ritual. A national institution with slightly sticky tables and elite donuts.
This hat is for anyone still emotionally attached to the old Tims era, back when the coffee tasted stronger, the donuts felt fresher, the Roll Up cups had dignity, and “large double-double” was basically a personality trait.
Wear it to the rink, the cottage, the drive-thru, the office, or anywhere you need to quietly announce that Canada peaked somewhere between the walnut crunch and the old-school paper cups.
Features:
Embroidered for maximum nostalgia and minimum subtlety
- Pairs well with coffee, hockey, and complaining about “how it used to be”
- Great for former Roll Up the Rim loyalists
- Ideal for anyone who misses old donuts with suspicious emotional intensity
- May cause strangers to say, “Honestly, though, Tims used to be better”
- One size fits most disappointed Canadians
Disclaimer: This is a parody/fan-inspired design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Tim Hortons.
Make Tims Great Again, because someone has to stand up for the old crullers.
Ships from Canada via Printful fulfillment. Standard shipping 5–10 business days. Free returns within 30 days on unworn/unwashed items. Made to order — please allow 3–5 days for production.
Our tees run true to size. Hats are adjustable one-size. Mugs are standard 11oz. When in doubt, size up for a relaxed rink-parent vibe.
This is a parody/fan-inspired product and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Tim Hortons. All designs are original creative works.
